im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th
or ya know, not even a choice
I’m sorry, I just like McDonalds’ food better than yours!
have you ever been to kfc son
do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT
do you ever listen to a song and feel this deep inconsolable sadness that makes your chest physically ache but yet it’s the most beautiful feeling in the world
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED
If there were hunters out there like Sam and Dean, or a secret organization called Torchwood, or the Doctor showing up, or fairies or wizards or demigods or whatever,
the ONE thing the would keep it completely secret
is if someone wrote a book or made a TV show about it
because by doing an internet search, all that would show up
would be the show or the book
and people will assume it’s fiction
but… what if?
“If you read the textbook, then you should no problem passing this class.”
“The extra credit can bump your grade up a little bit.”
“This won’t be on the test.”